Mardy Bum – Arctic Monkeys

Well now then Mardy Bum

I’ve seen your frown

And it’s like looking down the barrel of a gun

And it goes off

And out come all these words

Oh there’s a very pleasant side to you

A side I much prefer

It’s one that laughs and jokes around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it’s right hard to remember

That on a day like today when you’re all argumentative

And you’ve got the face on

Well now then Mardy Bum

Oh I’m in trouble again, aren’t I?

I thought as much

Cause you turned over there

Pulling that silent disappointment face

The one that I can’t bear

Well can’t we just laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it’s right hard to remember

That on a day like today when you’re all argumentative

And you’ve got the face on

And yeah I’m sorry I was late

But I missed the train

And then the traffic was a state

And I can’t be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs,

Oh, when you say I don’t care

But of course I do, yeah, I clearly do!

So laugh and joke around

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

And it was up, up and away

Oh, but it’s right hard to remember

That on a day like today when you’re all argumentative

And you’ve got the face on

Everyday Romance and Relatable Frustrations

“Mardy Bum” by Arctic Monkeys captures the ups and downs of youthful relationships with signature wit and honesty. Through conversational lyrics, the song paints a picture of a couple navigating minor arguments and the everyday irritations that arise from close companionship. The narrator’s frustration is balanced by fond memories, like playful moments and “cuddles in the kitchen,” reminding listeners of the warmth that can coexist with conflict. The phrase “mardy bum,” a British term for someone sulky or grumpy, becomes an affectionate jab that grounds the song in real-life banter, making it both relatable and endearing. Ultimately, the track celebrates the resilience of relationships, highlighting how affection endures despite the inevitable squabbles.

Song Credits

  • Songwriters: Alex Turner
  • Release Year: 2006
  • Label: Domino Recording Company