Tearin’ down a dirt road
Rebel flag flyin’
Coon dog in the back
Truck bed loaded down with beer
And a cold one in my lap
Earnhart sticker behind my head
And my woman by my side
Tail-pipe’s poppin’
the radio’s rockin’ “Country Boy Can Survive”
If you got a problem with that, ha ha!
You can kiss my country ass
Well, I love Turkey calls, overalls, Wrangler jeans
Smoke nothin’ but Marlboro reds
Tattoos up & down my arms,
And deer heads over my bed.
My Granddaddy fought in World War Two,
My Daddy went to Vietnam.
And I ain’t scared to grab my gun,
And fight for my homeland.
If you don’t love the American flag,
You can kiss my country ass.
If you’re a down home, backwoods redneck,
Hey come on, stand up and raise your glass.
But if you ain’t down with my outlaw crowd,
You can kiss my country ass. Aw yeah!
[Instrumental break]
Aw yeah…
Well, there’s a whole lotta high-class people out there
That’s lookin’ down on me
Cause the country club where I belong
Is the Honky Tonk till three in the mornin’
Don’t wear no fancy clothes
No ties or three piece suits.
You can find me in my camouflage cap
My t-shirt and cowboy boots
If that don’t fit your social class
You can kiss my country ass
If you’re a down home, backwoods redneck
Hey, come on, stand up and raise your glass
But if you ain’t down with my outlaw crowd
You can kiss my country ass
Well I’m a front-porch sittin’,
Guitar pickin’, moonshine sippin’,
Backer juice spittin’ country boy from the woods
And I love fried chicken & blue gill fishin’
And outlaw women, an’ I wouldn’t change if I could. NO!
I ain’t tryin’ to start no fight, but I’ll finish one every time
So you just mind your own damn business
Stay the hell outta mine.
If you got a problem with that
You can kiss my country ass
I said if you got a problem with any of that
You can kiss my natural born, Redneck to the bone
Ever-lovin’ country ass.
Embracing Southern Pride and Authenticity
“Kiss My Country Ass” by Blake Shelton is an unapologetic anthem celebrating rural roots, personal authenticity, and a deep connection to country living. The lyrics paint a vivid picture of Southern pride, from dirt roads and camouflage caps to fried chicken and bluegill fishing. Shelton’s narrative isn’t just about lifestyle—it’s about defending a way of life often misunderstood or judged by outsiders. The song playfully but pointedly invites anyone critical of these traditions to accept them or move along, making it both defiant and inviting for those who share his values.
Unapologetic Patriotism and Heritage
The song echoes themes of patriotism, referencing family members who served in the military and expressing an unwavering commitment to American ideals. Shelton underscores the importance of family legacy and the willingness to stand up for one’s homeland, reinforcing the sense of community and loyalty that runs deep in country culture. Through its straightforward language and energetic delivery, the track becomes a rallying cry for anyone proud of their heritage and lifestyle.
Song Credits
Artist: Blake Shelton
Songwriters: Rhett Akins, Dallas Davidson, Ben Hayslip
Release Year: 2010
Label: Warner Bros. Nashville